On February 25th I was reading a magazine and I found an
article, which I think, describes us Colombians very well. The article is
called “manual to distinguish a Colombian abroad” written by Maria Jimena Duzan
(revista semana online).
The author begins by saying that Colombians are the only ones that, when
they want to buy something, say “Me Regala” which means to get the product for
free. According to Maria Jimena Duzan, if you go to Spain for example and ask
the waiter: “Me Regala…” he will probably answer that you have to pay for it.
Another fact is that Colombians usually clap when the plane lands; this
is the best way, according to the author, to know if there are any Colombians
on the plane. This might be because Colombians love to clap; they do it even
when it is not necessary.
I know many of you who have family or friends abroad have suffered from
the famous “Encargo”. Colombians do not have any problem to ask you to take
them whatever whim they have, and they are usually things which are difficult
to carry like Obleas with Arequipe, Bocadillo, Coffee Delight or sometimes even
bigger things like decorative items for their house.
Finally, something I think should not be this way, is that when
Colombians travel abroad they do everything they do not do inside Colombia,
they do not throw trash in the streets, they respect the lights, in general
they are well behaved and obey the other country’s; laws and traditions. So I
do not understand why it is possible to do all of this outside Colombia instead
of doing it within Colombia and taking care of our country.
You have probably noticed how Colombians tend to name everything in
English, that is why you can find someone called Usnavy or Onedollar and
restaurants with a terrible misspelled English name. This may be because many
Colombians wish to be North Americans or from any other place but Colombia;
basically in Colombia there is a lack of patriotism.
To conclude, we Colombians are full of weird and funny features; if you
stop and take time to think about it, you will notice how special we are.

